Hypothetical Research Papers

Legitimate ideas for research papers that I'm too lazy to write for myself. Submit your own thesis statement today.

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Kiss the Messenger

me:
Say hi to the west coast for me on those travels
Amanda :
I'll be all "CHRIS SAYS HI, YOU WEST COASTY MOTHERFUCKERS!" <#
me:
fuck yeah. I'm Christina B and I approve this message :P
Amanda:
Anything else I should yell? Maybe I should have Sarah video tape me yelling it...I'll see what I can do.
me:
yess! It's for academic purposes. "a study on the emotional impact of communicating others' messages to abstract regional concepts" or something like that.
Amanda:
Thesis!
me:
"when one communicates a message for another to the intended recipient of the message, a network is created through which messenger witnesses the entire exchange, leaving them temporarily enriched with an entire story of the messages being passed via their communications"
Amanda:
Said like a true word-nerd, ma amiga!
me:
Just hope it doesn't give you flash backs to all the papers you've probably graded lately
Amanda:
My students aren't that smart.

Filed under academia geeks communications communication sociology messengers messages conversation

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Word Choice in the Drug War

Anti-drug propaganda uses the phrase “Distortion of time” to describe some of the side effects of marijuana use. Though anecdotal evidence suggests that the distortion of time is specifically a lengthening of time, and barely ever a feeling of shortened time, the word choice of “distortion” in the propaganda enables both possibilities to be imagined in the minds of those hearing or reading the material, and also makes the propaganda infallible against any specific rebuttals. Do the people who craft this propaganda also purposely leave the ambiguity in order to utilize a fear of “shortened” time that may exist in our psychological make-up that stems from a fear of our impending deaths? Is the inverse, or “lengthened” time, as frightening to the human psyche? How would people react to drug propaganda that specifically included “lengthened perception of time” in the list side effects of marijuana, versus the ambiguous “distortion” description it uses now?

Things to explore in this research paper-

  • The human perception and experience of time
  • Psychological ramifications of feeling like more or less time is passing
  • How propaganda is formed and how it enters social discourse
  • Unbiased information about marijuana side effects

Hypothetical Research Paper #4

Filed under marijuana drug war side effects pot weed sociology propaganda hypothetical research paper things that should be research papers time psychology research

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dwarvesarecool:

thingsthatshouldberesearchpapers:

Ugly, mindless minions of evil, or victims of Elvish prejudice and racism? 
The Lord of the Rings as an Elvish propaganda tool
Analyze the story of The Lord of the Rings as if it was a cultural history passed down by the Elves and disseminated amongst other “good” races (humans, hobbits, etc) wherein they demonstrate their racism toward orcs, their cultural animosity toward the kingdom of Mordor and their fear of technological advance which may threaten their domination of Middle Earth. 
Ideas to Explore:
Their portrayal of Saruman, a controversial but undeniably progressive scientific thinker, and how it reveals their superstitious beliefs toward technological advance.
Compare the portrayal of Orcs and Uruk Hai to similar portrayals of people of Middle Eastern and African descent in stories of the Crusade-Era Europeans. 
Their xenophobia demonstrated through the horror expressed when Saruman mated orcs to humans to produce Uruk Hai (and their gruesome portrayal of the act), an evolutionary advance for both races that would have united Middle Earth in blood-ties and kinship.
How the Elves establish Orcs as the “other” because of their appearance in order to make systematic oppression and hatred morally acceptable and right to the “good” populations of Middle Earth, where “good” is established by how similar the race looks to Elves (i.e. Humans look the most like elves, so they’re the most “good,” hobbits look like elves but are very small, so they are accepted but infantilized at the same time, dwarves only kind of resemble elves so they have animosity toward them, etc.)
Hypothetical Research Paper #3

 Keep in mind, that even though the Uruk Hai is stronger than the average man, and smarter than the average orc, they were bred not as an advancement of a species, but for war. In the movies, right as the Uruk Hai breaks free from the birthing pits, it strangles the attending orc. And you saw what happens when orcs get into disputes, they usually tend to slaughter each other. I feel as if the Uruk Hai are just big orcs, they were made for purpose, to be a barbaric fighting machine. They show no love for the basic things what would constitue kinships.

Good point as far as the actual Tolkien-written story goes, but I&#8217;m just proposing a hypothetical perspective of the series. If the Elves were the ones telling this tale they&#8217;d tend to make the orcs, Uruk Hai and everything related to Mordor out to be brutal and warlike as their cultures are so radically different. Again, this is a hypothetical perspective. Tolkien obviously meant for Mordor to represent the pure and complete evil side of nature and for Middle Earth to represent the good, a dichotomy featured in almost 100 percent of fantasy literature. 

dwarvesarecool:

thingsthatshouldberesearchpapers:

Ugly, mindless minions of evil, or victims of Elvish prejudice and racism? 

The Lord of the Rings as an Elvish propaganda tool

Analyze the story of The Lord of the Rings as if it was a cultural history passed down by the Elves and disseminated amongst other “good” races (humans, hobbits, etc) wherein they demonstrate their racism toward orcs, their cultural animosity toward the kingdom of Mordor and their fear of technological advance which may threaten their domination of Middle Earth. 

Ideas to Explore:

  • Their portrayal of Saruman, a controversial but undeniably progressive scientific thinker, and how it reveals their superstitious beliefs toward technological advance.
  • Compare the portrayal of Orcs and Uruk Hai to similar portrayals of people of Middle Eastern and African descent in stories of the Crusade-Era Europeans. 
  • Their xenophobia demonstrated through the horror expressed when Saruman mated orcs to humans to produce Uruk Hai (and their gruesome portrayal of the act), an evolutionary advance for both races that would have united Middle Earth in blood-ties and kinship.
  • How the Elves establish Orcs as the “other” because of their appearance in order to make systematic oppression and hatred morally acceptable and right to the “good” populations of Middle Earth, where “good” is established by how similar the race looks to Elves (i.e. Humans look the most like elves, so they’re the most “good,” hobbits look like elves but are very small, so they are accepted but infantilized at the same time, dwarves only kind of resemble elves so they have animosity toward them, etc.)

Hypothetical Research Paper #3

 Keep in mind, that even though the Uruk Hai is stronger than the average man, and smarter than the average orc, they were bred not as an advancement of a species, but for war. In the movies, right as the Uruk Hai breaks free from the birthing pits, it strangles the attending orc. And you saw what happens when orcs get into disputes, they usually tend to slaughter each other. I feel as if the Uruk Hai are just big orcs, they were made for purpose, to be a barbaric fighting machine. They show no love for the basic things what would constitue kinships.

Good point as far as the actual Tolkien-written story goes, but I’m just proposing a hypothetical perspective of the series. If the Elves were the ones telling this tale they’d tend to make the orcs, Uruk Hai and everything related to Mordor out to be brutal and warlike as their cultures are so radically different. Again, this is a hypothetical perspective. Tolkien obviously meant for Mordor to represent the pure and complete evil side of nature and for Middle Earth to represent the good, a dichotomy featured in almost 100 percent of fantasy literature. 

(via lorgar)

Filed under lotr lord of the rings tolkien elves mordor middle earth orcs culture culture studies racism sociology oppression

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Ugly, mindless minions of evil, or victims of Elvish prejudice and racism? 
The Lord of the Rings as an Elvish propaganda tool
Analyze the story of The Lord of the Rings as if it was a cultural history passed down by the Elves and disseminated amongst other &#8220;good&#8221; races (humans, hobbits, etc) wherein they demonstrate their racism toward orcs, their cultural animosity toward the kingdom of Mordor and their fear of technological advance which may threaten their domination of Middle Earth. 
Ideas to Explore:
Their portrayal of Saruman, a controversial but undeniably progressive scientific thinker, and how it reveals their superstitious beliefs toward technological advance.
Compare the portrayal of Orcs and Uruk Hai to similar portrayals of people of Middle Eastern and African descent in stories of the Crusade-Era Europeans. 
Their xenophobia demonstrated through the horror expressed when Saruman mated orcs to humans to produce Uruk Hai (and their gruesome portrayal of the act), an evolutionary advance for both races that would have united Middle Earth in blood-ties and kinship.
How the Elves establish Orcs as the &#8220;other&#8221; because of their appearance in order to make systematic oppression and hatred morally acceptable and right to the &#8220;good&#8221; populations of Middle Earth, where &#8220;good&#8221; is established by how similar the race looks to Elves (i.e. Humans look the most like elves, so they&#8217;re the most &#8220;good,&#8221; hobbits look like elves but are very small, so they are accepted but infantilized at the same time, dwarves only kind of resemble elves so they have animosity toward them, etc.)
Hypothetical Research Paper #3

Ugly, mindless minions of evil, or victims of Elvish prejudice and racism? 

The Lord of the Rings as an Elvish propaganda tool

Analyze the story of The Lord of the Rings as if it was a cultural history passed down by the Elves and disseminated amongst other “good” races (humans, hobbits, etc) wherein they demonstrate their racism toward orcs, their cultural animosity toward the kingdom of Mordor and their fear of technological advance which may threaten their domination of Middle Earth. 

Ideas to Explore:

  • Their portrayal of Saruman, a controversial but undeniably progressive scientific thinker, and how it reveals their superstitious beliefs toward technological advance.
  • Compare the portrayal of Orcs and Uruk Hai to similar portrayals of people of Middle Eastern and African descent in stories of the Crusade-Era Europeans. 
  • Their xenophobia demonstrated through the horror expressed when Saruman mated orcs to humans to produce Uruk Hai (and their gruesome portrayal of the act), an evolutionary advance for both races that would have united Middle Earth in blood-ties and kinship.
  • How the Elves establish Orcs as the “other” because of their appearance in order to make systematic oppression and hatred morally acceptable and right to the “good” populations of Middle Earth, where “good” is established by how similar the race looks to Elves (i.e. Humans look the most like elves, so they’re the most “good,” hobbits look like elves but are very small, so they are accepted but infantilized at the same time, dwarves only kind of resemble elves so they have animosity toward them, etc.)

Hypothetical Research Paper #3

Filed under Lord of the Rings Middle Earth anthropology cultural studies elves historical history hobbits humans hypothetical research paper lotr myth mythology oppression orcs racism technology thingsthatshouldberesearchpapers uruk-hai nerd geeky nerdy evolution culture culture studies sociology saruman hobbits The Lord of the Rings Tolkien

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&#8220;This is a leaf&#8221;

Can we understand abstractions of objects because we’ve been told their meaning by the people who applied the symbol in the first place or because we ascribe symbolic meaning to the abstraction independent of outside influences, using our own recognition of real-life objects?

“This is a leaf”

Can we understand abstractions of objects because we’ve been told their meaning by the people who applied the symbol in the first place or because we ascribe symbolic meaning to the abstraction independent of outside influences, using our own recognition of real-life objects?

Filed under abstraction conditioning psychology meaning symbols semiotics

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When do humans start to understand the concept of their own name and how does that interpretation manifest itself in a person’s relation to their self-image and identity?
When do we achieve autonomy over our identity and begin to conscientiously alter it to fit our self-image?
How does that system evolve over a person’s lifetime?
Things to explore
nicknames
legal name changes
the influence of surnames
children who share names with parents
the influence of a child&#8217;s namesake
Hypothetical Research paper #2

When do humans start to understand the concept of their own name and how does that interpretation manifest itself in a person’s relation to their self-image and identity?

When do we achieve autonomy over our identity and begin to conscientiously alter it to fit our self-image?

How does that system evolve over a person’s lifetime?

Things to explore

  • nicknames
  • legal name changes
  • the influence of surnames
  • children who share names with parents
  • the influence of a child’s namesake

Hypothetical Research paper #2

Filed under brains childhood development children hypothetical research papers identity name names psychology self-image sociology things that should be research papers research topic

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Writing Prompt: Zoolander

Analyze the following sentence- “ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINNOS!”

The insistance of the male models in Zoolander that most problems can be worked through via artificially complex material goods, ie. Orange Mocha Frappuchinos, is evidence of a non-gender specific belief in the appearance of things rather than a more definitive definition of things. The superficiality of the models preference of surface over substance (orange mocha abomination over more traditional beverages like coffee) is evidence of a superficiality among both genders in the 90s regarding relationships, life goals and societal involvement.

-Amanda Rachelle Warren

Filed under things that should be research papers hypothetical research paper zoolander sociology gender roles male models stereotypes superficial materialism feminism 90s writing prompt

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Zoolander as National Portrait of America, early 2001

Zoolander is a portrait of the anxieties and contradictions of post-Y2K, pre 9/11 America, where people were consumed by materialistic desires and obsessed with being really, really ridiculously good looking in order to escape the haunting paranoia of the possibility of being burned to death in a freak gasoline fight accident.

-Hypothetical Research Paper #1

Filed under 2001 America hypothetical research paper male modeling sociology things that should be papers zoolander research topic